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Offline StrawHat-Luffy

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Elephant Experiment.
« on: September 19, 2010, 10:28:29 PM »
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they   rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks.   But because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was   hard to comprehend they decided t...o   have a go. A w...eek after the experiment had started they began to   realize WHY the idea had never been tried: they were stuck for someone   to pull the cork out. One of the scientists came up with the bright idea   of training a monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week   training it to pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back   in for another go. When the big day arrived they set up all the   monitoring equipment and moved out to a safe distance. The first   scientist went 1 mile away, the second went 2 miles away and the third   went 3 miles. When they were all ready the first scientist pushed the   button to sound the buzzer. BBBAAANNNGGG!!!!!!!The third scientist (3   miles away) was up to his ankles in shit, the second (2 miles away) was   up to his knees and the first (1 mile away) was up to his waist. When   the others joined the scientist who was 1 mile away they noticed that he   was in fits of laughter. 'What the %$*& is so funny? '' asked one   of the scientist. ''You should have seen the monkey's face trying to get   the cork back in!!! '''

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Re: Elephant Experiment.
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