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Offline StrawHat-Luffy

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Why I Fired My Secretary
« on: September 20, 2010, 03:31:09 PM »
I woke up early, feeling depressed because it   was my birthday, and I thought,'I'm another year older,'' but decided to   make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down   to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss an...d   say, ''Happy birthday, dear. '' All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and   there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one   word. So I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to   myself, ''Oh well,she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes,   smiling and happy, and they will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice   gift for me. '' There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited. Finally,   the kids came running into the kitchen,yelling, ''Give me a slice of   toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going to miss the bus! '' Feeling   more depressed than ever, I left for the office. When I walked into the   office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile and a cheerful   ''Happy birthday, boss. '' She then asked if she could get me some   coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better.   Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said,   ''Since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together? ''   Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, ''That's a good idea. ''   So we locked up the office, and since it was my birthday, I said, ''Why   don't we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of   going to the usual place? '' So we drove out of town and went to a   little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and an ice lunch.   We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, ''Why don't we   go to my place, and I will fix you another martini. '' It sounded like a   good idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to   her apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said,   ''If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more   comfortable,'' and she left the room. In a few minutes, she opened her   bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake. Following her   were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with nothing on but my   socks.'


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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 08:36:50 PM »
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Offline StrawHat-Luffy

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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 12:35:22 AM »
stop surfing sickipediasecrets

got this from a app on my phone lol

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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 08:18:11 AM »
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