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15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day
« on: September 20, 2010, 03:32:04 PM »
1. Phone messages   delivered on end of spear.2. Your important dictation somehow seems to   blah blah blah I am a slave-driving cheapskate.3. A copy of the latest   bestseller 'So, Your Head's Up Yo...ur   Ass, Now What? '' appears on...  your desk.4. When did FTD start doing   an ''Up Yours '' Bouquet?5. First, a message that Cindy Crawford is on   line 2, followed a few seconds later by Satanic laughter.6. It's not so   much the cold coffee, it's the staples at the bottom of the cup.7. Your   big business dinner at the Four Seasons Restaurant in Manhattan is   rescheduled for Big Jeb's 24-Hour Truck Stop outside of Newark, New   Jersey.8. Nude picture of Marlon Brando pops up in your Powerpoint   presentation.9. Supposedly shredded Whitewater documents turn up in the   Washington Post cafeteria.10. Now answers the phone, ''Smith, Jones and   Tighta**. ''11. That NY-to-LA trip she booked for you now involves six   plane changes, a 12-hour layover in Guam and a personal appearance on   Ricki Lake's ''I'm A Selfish Pig '' episode.12. Newly-typed organization   chart lists your position as ''Head Up His Ass. ''13. Your computer's   mouse has been replaced by an electro-genital shock device.14. While   admittedly funnier than usual, daily Top 5 list she forwards you   contains 15 identical ''You suck! '' entries.15. Expense report you   don't recall submitting comes back with denied charges for ''beer &   hookers. '''