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At the bull Auction
« on: September 20, 2010, 03:35:56 PM »
This   couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine   Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy   selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:'A fine   specimen, this bull re...produced   60 times last year. '...'The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and   comments,''See! That was more than 5 times a month! ''The second bull is   to be sold: ''Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times   last year. ''Again the wife bugs her husband, ''Hey, that's some 10   times a month. What do YOU say to that?! ''Her husband is getting really   annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale: ''And this   extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year! ''The wife slaps   her husband on the arm and yells,''That's once a day, every day of the   year! How about YOU?! ''The husband was pretty irritated by now, and   yells back, ''Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all   with the same fat cow!! '''