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Offline waynew

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« on: September 17, 2013, 03:13:25 PM »


20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X


#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.


#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.


#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.


#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.


#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.


#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.


#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.


#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.


#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.


#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.


#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.


#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.


#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.


#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment


#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.


#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.


#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.


#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.


 #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.


#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 07:47:50 PM »
Hahahaha thanx for the chuckle wayne!

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