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You don't know Jack Schitt!


 When someone says 'You don't know Jack Schitt   '', well, now you'll know the entire story. Jack Schitt was the only son   of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,   married Awe Schitt, who   ran a country...  hotel.. The Kneedeep Inn. Jack Schitt eventually   married Noe Schitt and together they produced six children. Sadly, their   first child, Holy Schitt, passed away shortly after birth. Next came   twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Then they had twin daughters,   Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt. Their last child was a son, Bull. As time   went on, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Deep   Schitt's twin brother, Dip Schitt, married Lotta schitt, who gave birth   to a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the   Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd   Schitt and Hawse Schitt. Bull Schitt recently married a spicy Italian   number, Pisa Schitt and together they await the birth of their first   child, Baby Schitt. So the next time someone says, ''You don't know Jack   Schitt! '' you can say ''Not only do I know Jack Schitt, but the whole   damn family as well! '''

 :2funny:You one Mean Schitt. LOL.good one Strawhat


Haha, Funny!

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